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Tweak says, "STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!!!"

bossy bottom (waylan) wrote,
@ 2009-02-21 06:13:00

Naughty Pants:

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Would you like to learn how to pole dance?	who wouldn't want to learn how to pole dance? think about how many calories you burn while people stare at you like a piece of meat!
Ever been to an adult store?	of course!
Ever bought something from an adult store?	actually, no, surprisingly.
Ever played strip poker?	yes and i suck at poker :-/
Ever gone skinny dipping?	yes and it actually wasn't all that great.
Kissed someone of the same sex?	lmao absolutely.
Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?	i don't really think it matters what time of day you have sex, especially in my room because the curtains are black and i have no concept of time... and i have insomnia so i don't really sleep until i pass out, but sex when i WAKE UP, is pretty amazing.
Are you dominant or submissive?	i guess if we're just speaking in bedroom terms, i'd say submissive. although really the person giving it up ultimately has more power and i'm pretty mucht he boss applesauce, true story.
Would you have sex with anyone on your Top friends?	uh no...
What is the weirdest place you've had sex?	in a moving vehicle, although i'll admit i'm not that much of a daredevil, we were in pretty much stop traffic.
Ever been to a strip club?	how many people don't love boobs, honestly?
Called someone the wrong name during sex?	i just stay away from that because i can't remember anyone's name ever anyway.
Do you believe in make-up sex?	um, i guess so.
Ever had a one night stand?	unfortunately.
Has anyone ever used alcohol to lower your resistance?	haha no, i use alcohol to lower my own resistance.
Ever used alcohol to lower someones resistance?	nope.
Ever been cheated on?	i don't think so.
Ever cheated on someone?	never ever.
Drunken Nights
Are you a light weight?	absolutely not!
How many drinks 'til you're drunk?	if we're talking beer, i can drink it all night and only really get buzzed. liquor... at least six drinks depending on the strength of them.
What is your favorite beer?	yuengling is pretty good, corona, i can stand miller lite but PBR's are pretty much the best.
What is your favorite mixed drink?	chacha juice.
What is your favorite shot?	blacktooth.
Do prefer to drink alone or socially?	i only drink alone if everyone leaves.
Ever passed out from drinking?	too many times to count.
Ever thrown up from drinking?	surprisingly, not a lot, but yes.
Ever been carried by someone else because of your drunkenness?	it's not a party until someone has to get carried out.
Ever carried someone because of their drunkenness?	i'm not the strongest he-man in the room.
Have you ever had sex...
On a kitchen table?	oh yes.
In the rain?	yes.
In a police car?	who the fuck would ever have the balls to do that? i mean, unless they actually were a policeman/woman!
In front of a video camera?	ugh actually yeah.
In a public place?	didn't i say something about sex in a car in the middle of traffic? that's a yes.
Over a sink?	no... that would kind of be an ideal place though, i'll have to work on that.
In a car?	see two questions up.
In a theater?	do blowjobs and handjobs count?
With the same sex?	.........yes.
On the first date?	well if you count the one one night stand i had, yes. other than that, nope!
On the beach?	who wants sand in their ass?
Pick One
Lights on or off?	on, no one should ever be ashamed of anything they're working with ;-)
Pink or Black?	black...
Sweet or Spicy?	SPICY!
Lace or Leather?	uh, neither, they're both pretty tacky.
Hugs or Kisses?	i love kisses.
Fast or Slow?	whatever the mood calls for.
Hard or Soft?	again, whatever the mood calls for. i don't understand why these questions are so general this survey gets a low rating!
Give or Recieve?	i don't even want to answer this one :-[ if you don't catch hints, that's your fault :-D
Love or Lust?	evol.

 waylan elijah brody, born on december 11, 1990 in powder springs, georgia and raised there for the majority of his life. he moved to longport, new jersey with his father right before high school because of his parent's divorce. his parents still get along, but his father wanted to move back to his hometown of longport. waylan makes a trip back to georgia whenever he can and he still has a very close relationship with his mother, as well as his father.

 he's always been a pretty good student but the drastic move to the north from the south was definitely different, and definitely had an effect on his schooling. in the south, everyone talks slowly and says things like ya'll, always fixin' ta do things but in new jersey, that is definitely not the case. he didn't totally adjust to the sort of... jump in the curriculum at first when he changed schools but he eventually got the hang of everything and graduated high school last may.

 waylan sort of fell in with the wrong crowd in high school, drugs sort of getting a hold on him early but he'd never blame his abuse on his friends or anything. he's a pretty headstrong boy with his own opinions and he takes full responsibility for his actions. waylan also really doesn't care what people think, it's neither a downfall or a strong point, but it's a part of his personality regardless.

 though waylan sometimes can't help himself when it comes to alcohol or drugs, he's trying to cut down and straighten his life out. he's in no way addicted to anything, he can go for days without a drop of alcohol or drugs in his system. he's more or less trying to straighten his life out considering some bad choices he made in high school sort of got him off of that path. his dad kicked him out when he was sixteen, but really it was for his own good. every bit of money his father gave him as allowance or because waylan asked for it was spent on monthly and sometimes weekly binges or just plain partying if he couldn't hold it together to save up for that long.

 waylan has never held it against his father for kicking him out because he knows he deserved it, and that it was for the best in the long run. his father helped him out whenever waylan came calling though, and he was never on the streets. thankfully, he smartened up and used the leftover money he had to get a hotel for a week or two until he could straighten himself out and get back to school every day. he never moved back in with his father, instead getting an apartment by himself that his dad helped with until he got on his own two feet with his hair styling gig. ;) I'M TIRED AGAIN BRB LMAO